Starfleet Historians: Canon Purity Outweighs Real-World Problems.
A Newly Published Study Concludes That Retroactively Correcting Minor Fictional Inconsistencies Is the Most Potent Defense Against Societal Collapse.
SAN FRANCISCO — A groundbreaking analysis by the newly established Institute for Fictional Coherence and Existential Stability (IFCES) has definitively confirmed that Gene Roddenberry’s discreet 1960s retcons to *Star Trek* canon were more critical to human survival than, say, global vaccination efforts or preventing runaway climate disaster. The study, published today in the *Journal of Hypothetical Universe Integrity*, found a direct correlation between meticulously maintained speculative timelines and a measurable reduction in general societal anxiety.
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