ABC 7 to Leverage Anchor's Alzheimer's for 'Unfiltered, Spontaneous' News Delivery

ABC 7 to Leverage Anchor's Alzheimer's for 'Unfiltered, Spontaneous' News Delivery

The Network Believes Ritter's Evolving Cognitive State Will Provide Viewers with a Unique, Unscripted Perspective on Current Events.

NEW YORK – WABC-TV announced today that veteran anchor Bill Ritter will continue his nightly news duties, with his recent Alzheimer's diagnosis being rebranded as a "pioneering leap into authentic, moment-to-moment journalism." Network executives hailed the move as a bold embrace of "neurological diversity" that promises unparalleled viewer engagement for the 11 PM broadcast.

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