Algorithm Confirms Humans Enjoy Laughing, Being Scared, Sometimes Simultaneously
Industry Leaders Hail Data Insights Proving the Timeless Appeal of "Things That Are Funny and Also Scary," Promising Further Revolutionary Content.
LOS GATOS, CA — After years of multi-million dollar investments in advanced behavioral analytics and iterative audience segmentation, streaming giant StreamFlix announced a groundbreaking discovery this week: human beings enjoy content that is both funny and scary. The revelation, triggered by the unexpected success of the horror-comedy "Widow's Bay," has sent shockwaves through content acquisition departments, who previously believed audiences only craved rigidly siloed emotional experiences, often chosen from a pre-approved menu of five distinct moods.
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